Welcome to The Tomgar Automated Response System!

What is Tomgar Automated Response System?

To put it simply, it's the next best thing to come to automation. We all know and love Tomgar and his CLASSIC responses, so how do we monetize this? It's easy! With TARS, fans of Tomgar throughout the land can enjoy some of his funny quips and hilarious responses throughout time. Even may catch a rare NEW Tomgar response!*

TARS PACKAGES:

TARS Basic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  $40 US per message sent/received

Average response time with classic Tomgar responses

TARS+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $70 US per message sent/received

Moderate response time with classic and occasionally unique Tomgar responses

TARS Super . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  $104.99 per message sent/received

Moderate response time with classic and some unique Tomgar responses

TARS Unlimited . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  $200 US per message sent/received

Moderate response time with classic, unique, and maybe NEW* responses

 

FAQ:

  • Who is Tomgar?

If you really don't know. You don't need to.

  • How does billing work?

As soon as you messge Tomgar for the first time, some** information will be found on you and a default payment method will automatically be set. From there you can choose from many of our different unique, and affordable, TARS packages.

  • How do I cancel a TARS subscription?

 

  • I've never even messaged Tomgar, why am I being charged?

This is a common error with many of the prototypes of TARS beta. Simply go to your local RadioShack for more assistance with this problem.

  • Can I subscribe to multiple TARS packages?

Of course! This will also mean you have to pay for the SuperCharge fee that comes with purchasing multiple TARS subscriptions at once. ($79.49/yearly)

  • Tomgar is telling me things I didn't even know about myself?

Well, that's not really a question, but it can definitely happen! TARS utilizes the new ThirdEye chipset with has built in (BUTTE) eye programming!

 

*NEW unique Tomgar responses will automacally charge an additional $39.50 to the default payment method

**Most basic private information of the user will be aquired and kept on file